He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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