I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Is this like a preordered booty call?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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