so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
did you just send me my own nude
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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