I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
I think a kid would responsible me up
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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