i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Randomize
