Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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