...so i touched it.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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