This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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