i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
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