I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
