Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
ugly people sure do ruin things
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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