Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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