high people should be assigned attendants
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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