Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize
