i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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