I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i already hear my dad disowning me
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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