I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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