Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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