Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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