So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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