thus making me awesome and them whores
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Randomize
