Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
