Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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