Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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