Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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