I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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