i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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