If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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