careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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