We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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