I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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