fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
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