Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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