Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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