We're facebook friends in real life
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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