We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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