What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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