I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
