Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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