Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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