You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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