I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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