I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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