i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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