I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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