My pussy is not your playground.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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