Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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