I need help removing her.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
im holly from the hills drunk
smell my finger.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
