And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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