About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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