ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
You are a booty call, not a friend.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
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