Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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