Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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