last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
he just fucked me for my cheese.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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