: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
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