dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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